Britney Undercover

Did anyone see the picture of Britney Spears fresh out a rehab, at the Lakers game on Saturday? She was wearing humungous dark glasses - but not attractive designer glasses. They looked more like the glasses the elderly are prescribed when they have cataracts (maybe she was really being treated for glaucoma at Promises).

And you know wearing those sorts of glasses inside a brightly lit auditorium would definitely help her to melt into the crowd. She had a large ill fitting Lakers hat on as well and a humungous Lakers shirt. All things that are excellent to go undercover with. Maybe she's really with the CIA and was actually in Promises to rat out some Soviet spy who has substance abuse problems?

Plus, did you notice that after Brit shaved her head, Jack Nicholson also shaved his head? I wonder if next he will wax 'down there' and wear short shorts while hopping into limos, legs spread eagled? He may start wearing some of those oversized white framed sunglasses sported by 'brain trust' Paris Hilton ....and an eyeball removal machine might be best for us all...