Paris Hilton is Brilliant

Recently Paris Hilton said that she was a smart blonde. She’s smart, the same way that a learning disabled ring tailed lemur who’s been introduced to alcohol for the first time, is smart. She’s so smart that even after she had her driver’s license revoked due to driving with a blood alcohol level over the legal limit, she decided to hop in the Bentley without a license and drive. So the Hiltons have plenty of dough to keep Paris in the public eye, no matter what she does, no matter how many boneheaded things she does...but they don’t have enough money to hire a freaking chauffeur to drive their ‘the iconic blonde of the decade’ (this is how she describes herself) around Beverly Hills? Paris YOU DON’T NEED TO DRIVE YOUSELF - get a cab or a limo, brainiac!