Jessica Simpson is super classy - kind of like Reuben Studdard is sooooooooooo hot. Or Britney doesn’t need hair plugs.
And she looks heavier. And “mannish”. Is she getting ready for the NFL Draft? Not a first rounder but the Raiders will take anyone at this point. Are you listening Rosie O’Donnel?
But what is wrong with her face? It looks all greasy. Someone should offer her some Clearasil, or a facial tissue or something.
Hey John (Mayer)! Can't you buy your girlfriend some toner and maybe have someone check to make sure she's dressed before she leaves the mansion.
For God’s Sake! We can barely understand what you are mumbling in your music, but at least pay someone to keep her tea saucer nipple under control.
Links (where you can actually see it when you are home from work)
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/04/jessica_simpsons_nipple_busts.php
Hey John (Mayer)! Can't you buy your girlfriend some toner and maybe have someone check to make sure she's dressed before she leaves the mansion.
For God’s Sake! We can barely understand what you are mumbling in your music, but at least pay someone to keep her tea saucer nipple under control.
Links (where you can actually see it when you are home from work)
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/04/jessica_simpsons_nipple_busts.php
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