Paris Hilton has been ordered to serve 45 days in jail for violating terms of her probation, stemming from an alcohol-related reckless driving conviction.
In the category of “News from the Future”, Inside Sources have uncovered a diary apparently used by Paris during her incarceration. Some of the more notable posts follow:
'Today I enjoyed a police escort to a holiday at an exclusive resort, even more exclu
sive that that bogus rehab facility my ex-BFF Britney went to. Must remember to ask Daddy to hire police for more escorts. I felt real important like a queen or Oprah and they looked super hot with their dark sunglasses and guns.
sive that that bogus rehab facility my ex-BFF Britney went to. Must remember to ask Daddy to hire police for more escorts. I felt real important like a queen or Oprah and they looked super hot with their dark sunglasses and guns.The spa is not far from my home, which is cool, cause they said I could have visitors soon. Must remember to get Nicki to bring my talcum powder. I can’t wax “down there” (must be part of some weird European health treatment, or maybe French) and my cootchie is getting itchy.
As I was saying, the spa is real exclusive,; they don’t just let any old celebrity in There was a whole boring check in where I even had to take off my clothes. No biggie, ‘cause I do that nearly every night at a club anyway. LOL
It’s a real communal place too where everybody does stuff together. Everybody showers in the same shower place and the nice bellmen rubbed me all over my body with some soapy stuff and it was super hot'Then I got to go to my very own room where there were bunk beds and everything! it was just like when I was in summer camp in Switzerland last year.
As I was saying, the spa is real exclusive,; they don’t just let any old celebrity in There was a whole boring check in where I even had to take off my clothes. No biggie, ‘cause I do that nearly every night at a club anyway. LOL
It’s a real communal place too where everybody does stuff together. Everybody showers in the same shower place and the nice bellmen rubbed me all over my body with some soapy stuff and it was super hot'Then I got to go to my very own room where there were bunk beds and everything! it was just like when I was in summer camp in Switzerland last year. But guess what Diary – I even get a roommate (which isn’t so hot). I am sharing a room with a girl called Cecil, which is kind of a mannish name so I have started calling her Chi Chi. She can growl just like a very big cat. It's hot. They don’t let you drink in here (boo hoo) so I think I might try and make some gin so Chi Chi and I can have martinis. I saw this movie once where a guy in jail made alcohol in the back of the toilet tank . Gross! Jail must be awful.The bellhops gave me a robe that I don't like very much. It's not like the nice thick ones that Daddy's hotels use. and the color is orange which is like so last year. it's a bit scratchy but the hotel clerks tell me that its all they have at this resort. oh well, at least the itchy material is helping with my ingrown hairs. it's like my very own loofah!
The hotel exercise room is outside! and there are no treadmills, just a bunch of ugly silver weights and very heavy balls. I think this might actually be a fat camp spa cause all of the girls are over 100 lbs. Poor things. It must be awful to be so disgusting and not hot.
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